i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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