Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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