please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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