We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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