apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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