i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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