please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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