You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
where does the pee come out of this thing
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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