last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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