Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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