fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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