I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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