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So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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