We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
So much rum. So many feels.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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