i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I need water and some morals
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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