ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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