everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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