I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You have to summon your inner elephant
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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