you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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