Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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