He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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