I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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