No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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