he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
of course. lets lasso hookers.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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