If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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