took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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