After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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