He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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