idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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