so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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