Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
