I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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