No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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