'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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