I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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