thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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