Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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