Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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