this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Randomize
