oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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