please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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