talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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