you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You can't just leave with hair like that
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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