I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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