Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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