official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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