Dual....:-)
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Randomize
