Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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