I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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