all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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